Oh, how surprising !
Today, my neighbors all met together. They were very excited.
For a very good reason. You see something unheard of happened...
For the very first time, a new form of practice will be available.
It's such an earth-shaking scoop that you had better be seated
before reading on, or I fear someone could accidentally lose the use
of his legs...
Our "rich, powerful and much admired by the community" neighbor
had the extraordinary skill to find for us a new way of practicing Dharma:
Using critical thinking is not anymore requested
From now on, if we have any doubt about anything a single answer will
be sufficient for anything thrown our way:
"it's like that because our 'rich, powerful and much admired by the community'
neighbor said "it's like that".
How surprising ! And Je Tsonkhapa who had to do all those unbelievable practices.
Today, it's incredibly easier, me thinks...
The kids are so happy - Immunity granted
When I came back home, kids were stoning my house.
Nothing special, you know, it happens each time our
"rich, powerful and much admired by the community"
neighbor expounds to them his new system of practice.
Here they all call me the "old-fashioned" one or the one
who refuses to think like all of us.
I tried to speak with the kids, but they laughed out loud.
Our "rich, powerful and much admired by the community"
neighbor granted all of them immunity since they adopted
his new kind of practice.
You see life tremendously changed for them, they are so
happy: from now on, they will not have to face any
consequence for their acts.
Our "rich, powerful and much admired by the community"
neighbor has promised that he will take upon himself all
the karmic consequences of their acts.
If only I could obtain such a deal for myself.
Unbelievable...
Elixir of immortality
Tonight I went again to the woods and I met an old original who spent years alone in solitude.
He wishes to find the Elixir of immortality and searches tirelessly.
He had very big news for me: he doesn't need to search anymore, our "rich, powerful and much
admired by the community" neighbor has found it.
It works like that:
Until now, for the old-fashioned ones,
Bad speech, calumnies directed towards someone are like blessings, long life ceremonies for this person.
Being subjected to them clears obstacles, eliminates bad karma. If one keeps patience while being subjected
to those forms of abuse, it greatly increases the merits and thus contributes to increase one's life span.
Very simple: one doesn't need to ask for them, one doesn't need to pay for them, one doesn't even need
to know that it is happening. In any case he will benefit from it.
So one should really rejoice if he has to exert patience when subjected to harm.
But there is a big problem : of course, the poor being who is doing such deeds is putting himself in exactly the reverse position. Frightening !
From now on, the new practice of our "rich, powerful and much admired by the community" neighbor:
Thanks to his newly found practice, as his disciples don't have to face the karmic consequences of their
acts, thanks to the immunity graciously granted by our neighbor, logically everyone will benefit from
the forms of abuse mentionned above, the person who is doing the bad deeds as well as the one who is
subjected to harm. Death is old news: now it will be almost impossible to die.
Big problem resolved: this way, he has really found the famed elixir of immortality
